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Burnt Turkey, Feline Fatalities, & Other Thanksgiving Recaps

  • Matthew Joaquin
In the spirit of the past holiday and to further reflect on our gluttonous outings, here’s a link to some Thanksgiving nightmares. I heard one on the radio recently about an unlucky family putting a turkey in the oven and accidentally pressing the self-clean button (if you’re not familiar, the oven heats up to very high temperatures and also locks the door at the same time) and having to wait it out. It takes hours. I’m not sure what happened, but I’m positive that it didn’t come out yummy and juicy. Probably more… charcoal-y and not yummy.

Click through this to read up on some other horrible holidays.

p.s. The first one involves a cat in the turkey. It’s exactly what you are thinking. It’s like a turducken, but a Tur-Catten. :(